{"id":915,"date":"2005-10-24T21:07:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-24T21:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tessa.datdec.com\/wordpress\/?p=915"},"modified":"2005-10-24T21:07:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-24T21:07:00","slug":"totally-random-thought","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=915","title":{"rendered":"Totally random thought"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try\n    {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/985\/777\/1600\/month5%20141.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer;\n    cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/985\/777\/200\/month5%20141.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><a onblur=\"try\n    {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/985\/777\/1600\/month5%20147.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer;\n    cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/985\/777\/200\/month5%20147.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a> I was thinking today (while<br \/>\n    pumping at work) about this article I read awhile ago. A woman<br \/>\n    wrote that her 4-month old daughter had come to know the<br \/>\n    &#8220;nursing position&#8221; and would calm down as soon as she started<br \/>\n    getting settled in for nursing. Lex, on the other hand, gets<br \/>\n    all worked up when we&#8217;re getting into position. He crunches his<br \/>\n    stomach, pulls his legs up, pulls his head up, pulls on my<br \/>\n    shirt&#8230; like he&#8217;s trying to take care of things himself. Then<br \/>\n    his head gets going and he makes little snorting piggy noises.<br \/>\n    It&#8217;s hysterical and adorable and completely unhelpful. :)<br \/>\n    Remember that Cosby episode where Mr. Cosby takes Rudy and some<br \/>\n    other kids out to dinner at a nice restaurant? He goes through<br \/>\n    a series of rules with them and they end up chanting &#8220;no mad<br \/>\n    dogs when the bread comes.&#8221; My Lex is a mad dog with the boob<br \/>\n    comes :) Like I said, a totally random thought. And two photos<br \/>\n    to accompany the thought. These photos are from dinnertime<br \/>\n    tonight &#8211; hot off the presses! You don&#8217;t get that too<br \/>\n    often.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was thinking today (while pumping at work) about this article I read awhile ago. A woman wrote that her 4-month old daughter had come to know the &#8220;nursing position&#8221; and would calm down as soon as she started getting &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=915\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=915"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}