{"id":877,"date":"2006-02-13T21:14:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-13T21:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tessa.datdec.com\/wordpress\/?p=877"},"modified":"2006-02-13T21:14:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-13T21:14:00","slug":"funny-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=877","title":{"rendered":"Funny baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I spent $14.95 on this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.onestepahead.com\/jump.jsp?lGen=detail&amp;itemID=396755&amp;itemType=PRODUCT&amp;iProductID=396755&amp;change=117\" target=\"_new\">fancy crawling toy<\/a> a few months ago.<br \/>\n    It has lights and music and its supposed to encourage baby to<br \/>\n    crawl after it. Lex likes it well enough, but never crawls<br \/>\n    after it. He sits on his butt and plays with it. But&#8230; give<br \/>\n    that boy an empty bowl or a bottle of water and he&#8217;s all over<br \/>\n    the house. It&#8217;s hysterical! I gave him a small bowl of Cheerios<br \/>\n    on the floor today. He dumped the bowl, first thing, then<br \/>\n    proceeded to pick up individual Cheerios, put them in the bowl,<br \/>\n    and then eat them. One at a time. Then he ran out (as far as he<br \/>\n    knew) and so he started throwing the bowl (yes, another new<br \/>\n    trick) and crawling after it. When he&#8217;d get close to it his<br \/>\n    hand would hit the bowl and it would got another few feet. He<br \/>\n    made it all the way around the living room like this. I was<br \/>\n    laughing so hard. Then he came full circle, back to where he<br \/>\n    had been eating Cheerios, and found a little pile of them that<br \/>\n    he&#8217;d been sitting on! So he got his bowl back, put the Cheerios<br \/>\n    in it, and ate them. Funny baby :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I spent $14.95 on this fancy crawling toy a few months ago. It has lights and music and its supposed to encourage baby to crawl after it. Lex likes it well enough, but never crawls after it. He sits &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=877\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=877"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}