{"id":800,"date":"2006-09-07T14:23:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-07T14:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tessa.datdec.com\/wordpress\/?p=800"},"modified":"2006-09-07T14:23:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-07T14:23:00","slug":"my-toddler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=800","title":{"rendered":"My toddler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lex is such a toddler these days. It&#8217;s<br \/>\n    adorable, hysterical, and sometimes frusterating. He likes to<br \/>\n    get mad at me and storm off into his room. He can slam his<br \/>\n    door, but he can&#8217;t open it again :) So I have to go rescue him.<br \/>\n    Hehehe&#8230; Diaper changes are always fun because he uses both<br \/>\n    hands and feet to try to prevent me from putting a new diaper<br \/>\n    on him. He fights and fights and says &#8220;no, no, no, no.&#8221; The<br \/>\n    game is to figure out a way to get his hands busy as a<br \/>\n    distraction. Sometimes I can sing &#8220;The itsy, bitsy spider&#8221; and<br \/>\n    he&#8217;ll do the hand motions. Other times we play &#8220;big Lex, little<br \/>\n    Lex&#8221; and he does the signs. Each diaper change requires a new<br \/>\n    game. Another toddler-ism, I vacuumed the house today and you<br \/>\n    can just watch him waiver between bold and scare. He runs up to<br \/>\n    the vacuum and tries to stand on it, but then suddenly runs<br \/>\n    away and hides behind the fan (like that will protect him!). Or<br \/>\n    he&#8217;ll get his little musical roller toy thing (that is supposed<br \/>\n    to be like a lawn mower, we think) and &#8220;vacuum&#8221; with it. When I<br \/>\n    turned on the vacuum today he ran and grabbed his toy and<br \/>\n    walked around the bedroom in front of me. I told him he was<br \/>\n    doing an excellent first pass :) Then, suddenly, he ran away<br \/>\n    and hid behind the chair in the living room. His running is<br \/>\n    equally funny to watch. He kicks his legs out to the side and<br \/>\n    does a sort of hopping run. He&#8217;s pretty good at it though and<br \/>\n    can make good time. He&#8217;s crazy, crazy, crazy and I love<br \/>\n    it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lex is such a toddler these days. It&#8217;s adorable, hysterical, and sometimes frusterating. He likes to get mad at me and storm off into his room. He can slam his door, but he can&#8217;t open it again :) So I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=800\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=800"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}