{"id":703,"date":"2007-06-09T20:20:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-09T20:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tessa.datdec.com\/wordpress\/?p=703"},"modified":"2007-06-09T20:20:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-09T20:20:00","slug":"how-to-eat-a-truckload-of-fish-and-bunnies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=703","title":{"rendered":"How to Eat a Truckload of Fish and\n    Bunnies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Process developed and illustrated by Lex<br \/>\n    Johnson (patent pending).<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">Step 1: fill a truck with<br \/>\n    bunnies and fish.<a onblur=\"try\n    {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_DyitoRZFh7I\/RmtEd3b6gQI\/AAAAAAAAAAM\/N486knmvQZY\/s1600-h\/2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align:\n    center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_DyitoRZFh7I\/RmtEd3b6gQI\/AAAAAAAAAAM\/N486knmvQZY\/s400\/2.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074224685050921218\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Step 2: eat the fish and bunnies.<br \/>\n    <br \/><a onblur=\"try\n    {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_DyitoRZFh7I\/RmtFFXb6gRI\/AAAAAAAAAAU\/RCZ3A-KbPqk\/s1600-h\/3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align:\n    center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_DyitoRZFh7I\/RmtFFXb6gRI\/AAAAAAAAAAU\/RCZ3A-KbPqk\/s400\/3.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074225363655754002\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Process developed and illustrated by Lex Johnson (patent pending). Step 1: fill a truck with bunnies and fish.Step 2: eat the fish and bunnies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}