{"id":645,"date":"2007-08-27T20:02:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-27T20:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tessa.datdec.com\/wordpress\/?p=645"},"modified":"2007-08-27T20:02:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-27T20:02:00","slug":"fda-approves-seconds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=645","title":{"rendered":"FDA Approves Seconds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now if only &#8220;voluptuous&#8221; would come back<br \/>\n    into vogue!<\/p>\n<div class=\"onion_embed\n    headline\"><a class=\"img\" target=\"theonion\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/fda_approves_seconds?utm_source=Distributed&amp;utm_medium=Embedded%2BHTML&amp;utm_campaign=Widgets\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/files\/images\/FDA1.frontpage_thumbnail_small.jpg.jpg\" alt=\"FDA Approves Seconds\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2><a target=\"theonion\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content?utm_source=Distributed&amp;utm_medium=Embedded%2BHTML&amp;utm_campaign=Widgets\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/onion\/assets\/logos\/onion_super_tiny.png\" width=\"92\" height=\"12\" alt=\"The Onion\" \/><\/a><\/h2>\n<h3 style=\"font-size:default!important;line-height:default!important;\"><a target=\"theonion\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/fda_approves_seconds?utm_source=Distributed&amp;utm_medium=Embedded%2BHTML&amp;utm_campaign=Widgets\">FDA Approves Seconds<\/a><\/h3>\n<p class=\"embed_teaser\">WASHINGTON, DC&#8212;Once<br \/>\n    restricted to only those who had been extra good, seconds will<br \/>\n    now be made available to the general public in<br \/>\n    over-the-kitchen-counter form.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<style type=\"text\/css\">.onion_embed {background: rgb(256, 256, 256)\n    !important;border: 4px solid rgb(65, 160, 65);border-width: 4px\n    0 1px 0;margin: 10px 30px !important;padding: 5px;overflow:\n    hidden !important;zoom: 1;}.onion_embed img {border: 0\n    !important;}.onion_embed a {display: inline;}.onion_embed a.img\n    {float: left !important;margin: 0 5px 0 0 !important;width:\n    66px;display: block;overflow: hidden !important;}.onion_embed\n    a.img img {border: 1px solid #222 !important;;width:\n    64px;;padding: 0 !important;;}.onion_embed h2 {line-height:\n    2px;;clear: none;;margin: 0 !important;padding: 0\n    !important;}.onion_embed h3 {line-height: 16px;font: bold 16px\n    arial, sans-serif !important;margin: 3px 0 0 0\n    !important;padding: 0 !important;}.onion_embed h3 a\n    {line-height: 16px !important;;color: rgb(0, 51, 102)\n    !important;font: bold 16px arial, sans-serif\n    !important;text-decoration: none !important;display: inline\n    !important;;float: none !important;;text-transform: capitalize\n    !important;}.onion_embed h3 a:hover {text-decoration: underline\n    !important;color: rgb(204, 51, 51) !important;}.onion_embed p\n    {color: #000 !important;;font: normal 11px\/ 11px arial,\n    sans-serif !important;;margin: 2px 0 0 0 !important;;padding: 0\n    !important;}.onion_embed a {display: inline !important;;float:\n    none !important;}<\/style>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/statistics.theonion.com\/b\/ss\/theonionprod\/1\/H.6--NS\/1234567?pe=lnk_d&amp;pev2=FDA%20Approves%20Seconds&amp;pev1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Fnews%2Ffda_approves_seconds%3Futm_source%3DDistributed%26utm_medium%3DEmbedded%252BHTML%26utm_campaign%3DWidgets\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" style=\"display:none;\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now if only &#8220;voluptuous&#8221; would come back into vogue! 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