{"id":460,"date":"2008-04-08T19:10:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-08T19:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tessa.datdec.com\/wordpress\/?p=460"},"modified":"2008-04-08T19:10:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-08T19:10:00","slug":"banana-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=460","title":{"rendered":"Banana phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The scene: Lex is sitting in the living<br \/>\n    room in the big blue chair. Alan walks in holding a banana to<br \/>\n    his ear.<\/p>\n<p>Alan: &#8220;Hello? Yes, he&#8217;s here.<br \/>\n    Just a moment.&#8221; puts the banana down and says to Lex, &#8220;It&#8217;s for<br \/>\n    you. Do you want to talk or should I take a message?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Lex: stares at Alan for a moment, then says,<br \/>\n    &#8220;You should eat the banana.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Imagination<br \/>\n    is not his strong suit :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The scene: Lex is sitting in the living room in the big blue chair. Alan walks in holding a banana to his ear. Alan: &#8220;Hello? Yes, he&#8217;s here. Just a moment.&#8221; puts the banana down and says to Lex, &#8220;It&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=460\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}