{"id":450,"date":"2008-04-22T14:42:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-22T14:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tessa.datdec.com\/wordpress\/?p=450"},"modified":"2008-04-22T14:42:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-22T14:42:00","slug":"bathtime-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=450","title":{"rendered":"Bathtime madness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All the experts say bathtime is supposed<br \/>\n    to be a calming part of the bedtime routine&#8230; not in my<br \/>\n    house!! In my house bathtime has become pure madness! Eve&#8217;s new<br \/>\n    favorite game is to slide over backwards in the tub and kick<br \/>\n    her legs like crazy, kind of like she&#8217;s swimming, only she<br \/>\n    makes a huge, watery mess and half drowns herself (would fully<br \/>\n    drown herself if I didn&#8217;t rescue her every time!). Lex swims<br \/>\n    around on his belly and blows bubbles in the water, or<br \/>\n    raspberries on Eve&#8217;s belly, or sticks his face into the corner<br \/>\n    of the tub and makes weird sounds that probably echo in his<br \/>\n    ears and sound neat. They both have a blast and we all end up<br \/>\n    drenched. Then things calm down for a moment when I get Eve out<br \/>\n    and Lex pulls the plug and puts away the toys. But the chaos<br \/>\n    strikes up again in full force when they&#8217;re both in diapers and<br \/>\n    cruising around. Eve likes to make a beeline for the soaked<br \/>\n    bathroom as soon as I get dry PJs on her and Lex tries to dress<br \/>\n    himself, which takes awhile, especially since he&#8217;s easily<br \/>\n    distracted (especially by Eve&#8217;s cruising around!). I keep<br \/>\n    thinking I should get pictures or a video of this, but I&#8217;m a<br \/>\n    little scared to get the camera anywhere in the vicinity of the<br \/>\n    soaked bathroom and if I take my eyes off Eve for even a second<br \/>\n    she&#8217;ll probably drown herself in the tub &#8212; all in the name of<br \/>\n    bathtime fun! Fortunately we do stories AFTER bath so everyone<br \/>\n    calms down for that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All the experts say bathtime is supposed to be a calming part of the bedtime routine&#8230; not in my house!! In my house bathtime has become pure madness! Eve&#8217;s new favorite game is to slide over backwards in the tub &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=450\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}