{"id":4320,"date":"2011-02-09T21:02:59","date_gmt":"2011-02-10T02:02:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=4320"},"modified":"2011-02-09T21:02:59","modified_gmt":"2011-02-10T02:02:59","slug":"office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=4320","title":{"rendered":"Office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A new game the kids like to play.  They call it &#8220;office&#8221; and go sit behind the futon frame, each with a toy computer.  Alan came home last night and saw them there.  He said, &#8220;I don&#8217;t believe those cubicles are OSHA approved.&#8221;  They stared at him blankly.  Then he shut off the light and Lex yelled, &#8220;It&#8217;s ok, I have a flashlight!&#8221;  :)  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/img_0526.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/img_0526-500x375.jpg\" alt=\"office\" title=\"office\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4321\" srcset=\"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/img_0526-500x375.jpg 500w, https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/img_0526-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A new game the kids like to play. They call it &#8220;office&#8221; and go sit behind the futon frame, each with a toy computer. Alan came home last night and saw them there. He said, &#8220;I don&#8217;t believe those cubicles &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=4320\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4320"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4322,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4320\/revisions\/4322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}