{"id":279,"date":"2008-12-15T19:27:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-15T19:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tessa.datdec.com\/wordpress\/?p=279"},"modified":"2008-12-15T19:27:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-15T19:27:00","slug":"germs-everywhere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=279","title":{"rendered":"Germs everywhere!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been amused lately (kind of!)<br \/>\n    realizing all the things that seem ingrain to me, but<br \/>\n    apparently have to be taught to children. Germ related stuff is<br \/>\n    frequent these days. I don&#8217;t consider myself to be overly<br \/>\n    germaphobic, but simple things like not licking door knobs&#8230;<br \/>\n    or the wall of a public bathroom!! I mean who does that?!?! Oh,<br \/>\n    yeah, small children! I have caught Lex putting a freshly used<br \/>\n    toilet seat (the removable kiddie kind) on his head as a crown!<br \/>\n    Yuck! He also likes to carry his full potty to the toilet to<br \/>\n    empty it, before pulling up his pants. Huge recipe for disaster<br \/>\n    there! The potty training thing in public restroom is rough. I<br \/>\n    think it&#8217;s kind of yucky with him, but then I also have to keep<br \/>\n    a super close eye on her because she&#8217;ll grab the plunger, lean<br \/>\n    on the toilet, lick the walls, etc. Blech! One time he sat down<br \/>\n    on a public restroom floor, bare butted, to put his pants back<br \/>\n    on. I grabbed him and pulled him up and realized that I have to<br \/>\n    teach him that sitting on our floor at home with no pants is<br \/>\n    ok, but public restroom floors&#8230; not so ok! The other day she<br \/>\n    leaned over a toilet, both hands on the seat, and said &#8220;smell<br \/>\n    it?&#8221; All I could do was grab her and say, &#8220;no! don&#8217;t smell it&#8221;<br \/>\n    She seemed confused and I didn&#8217;t even know where to go from<br \/>\n    there. So many things to teach. Bring on the Purell!! It&#8217;s<br \/>\n    amazing my kids aren&#8217;t dying of all sorts of nasty diseases!<br \/>\n    Perhaps this is where the expression &#8220;What doesn&#8217;t kill them<br \/>\n    only makes them stronger,&#8221; comes from?<\/p>\n<p>On the bright side, we bought some regular<br \/>\n    (non-rechargable) batteries for the camera so you can expect<br \/>\n    more pictures in the near future. I took a ton of them today!<br \/>\n    How&#8217;s that for a tease&#8230; :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been amused lately (kind of!) realizing all the things that seem ingrain to me, but apparently have to be taught to children. Germ related stuff is frequent these days. I don&#8217;t consider myself to be overly germaphobic, but simple &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=279\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}