{"id":2363,"date":"2010-04-29T21:23:30","date_gmt":"2010-04-30T01:23:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=2363"},"modified":"2010-04-29T21:23:30","modified_gmt":"2010-04-30T01:23:30","slug":"my-children-are-not-five","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=2363","title":{"rendered":"My children are not five&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is something I have to remind myself of often.  All of the kids in Lex&#8217;s class are five, all of his other &#8220;friends&#8221; (in other words, my friends with kids his age) are five, and I tend to think of Lex as five as well.  I know he isn&#8217;t, but sometimes I think he is.  In fact, I had an embarrassing moment at the playground the other day when I was pushing Eve on the swing and chatting with some guy.  He asked how old she was and then how old Lex is.  I said, &#8220;My son is five,&#8221; and Eve quickly said, &#8220;Mommy, Lex isn&#8217;t five, he&#8217;s FOUR!&#8221;  Of course, silly me.  <\/p>\n<p>Eve, of course, isn&#8217;t five.  We all know that.  But I often have to remind myself of that fact when I am getting very annoyed with her because she won&#8217;t sit still for Sorry (ages 6 and up!), or when she is dawdling in front of the neighbor&#8217;s house while Lex is on his bike at the end of the street already.  I find myself hurrying her along more than I should and expecting her to keep up with a five year old (oops, four!) when she is really just barely three.  <\/p>\n<p>Note to self&#8230; my children are not five!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is something I have to remind myself of often. All of the kids in Lex&#8217;s class are five, all of his other &#8220;friends&#8221; (in other words, my friends with kids his age) are five, and I tend to think &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=2363\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2363"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2363\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2364,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2363\/revisions\/2364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}