Lex found a pair of his little socks on
\n the floor last night that he had hid on me earlier in the day.
\n He picked them up, walked over to the floor lamp, and started
\n rubbing them on the lamp as high up as he could reach, all the
\n while saying, “socks on, socks on…” I said, “Lex, you already
\n have socks on. And slippers.” He looked at me, thought for a
\n second, then went back to the lamp and started again, this time
\n saying, “socks on light, socks on light…” I said, “Socks go
\n on you silly boy, not on the light. Lights don’t wear socks.”
\n He stopped, looked at me with his hand out questioningly, and
\n asked “Light broken?” I said, “No, the light isn’t broken, but
\n lights don’t wear socks.” “Hmm..” he said, thinking for a
\n moment, then walked away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Lex found a pair of his little socks on the floor last night that he had hid on me earlier in the day. He picked them up, walked over to the floor lamp, and started rubbing them on the lamp … Continue reading