{"id":17058,"date":"2018-07-21T12:06:19","date_gmt":"2018-07-21T17:06:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=17058"},"modified":"2018-07-21T12:06:19","modified_gmt":"2018-07-21T17:06:19","slug":"quotable-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=17058","title":{"rendered":"Quotable kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two more quotes for the neglected quotes page:\u00a0 <em>(or, what to do when you have a big paper due soon and you&#8217;re struggling to get started&#8230;)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You know those toast hats?&#8230;&#8221;<em> &#8211; Eve, 7\/21\/18<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Eve, opens the door and yells from the office:\u00a0 &#8220;MOM, how do you spell witches?&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;What does it start with?&#8221;<br \/>\nEve, closes door: &#8220;Echo, how do you spell witches?&#8221;<em> &#8211; 7\/16\/18<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two more quotes for the neglected quotes page:\u00a0 (or, what to do when you have a big paper due soon and you&#8217;re struggling to get started&#8230;) &nbsp; &#8220;You know those toast hats?&#8230;&#8221; &#8211; Eve, 7\/21\/18 Eve, opens the door and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=17058\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11],"class_list":["post-17058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-eve"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17058"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17059,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17058\/revisions\/17059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}