{"id":15738,"date":"2016-12-21T07:02:40","date_gmt":"2016-12-21T12:02:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=15738"},"modified":"2016-12-21T07:02:40","modified_gmt":"2016-12-21T12:02:40","slug":"this-is-real-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=15738","title":{"rendered":"This is real life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/wp-image-1773798869jpg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/wp-image-1773798869jpg.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15737 alignnone size-full\" width=\"2000\" height=\"2000\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have a pinch in my neck that has been there for two days now and a pain in my foot that started yesterday, I don&#8217;t know why, but I can&#8217;t put full weight on it and I&#8217;m limping slightly. I have my period and a yeast infection (yup, keeping it real here!). &nbsp;I have a dry nose that bleeds easily and often, post nasal drip that just won&#8217;t quit, and I just took my final prednisone from surgery two weeks ago. The dog has hookworm, and chewed up a glass ornament and a ceramic decoration last night. &nbsp;The girl woke me up at 5:30am to say she had just thrown up on the living room floor, and the boy is scheduled to have four teeth pulled this morning. &nbsp;All of this on five hours of sleep because I was up too late wrapping Christmas presents last night. This is motherhood. &nbsp;I will vent here then smile on for the family. &nbsp;&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p>On the bright side, my darling husband, who is still recovering from pneumonia, has a very flexible job and can stay home with Miss Eve (who is back in bed, sleeping now) while I bring Lex to the dentist. We will juggle the afternoon as necessary. &nbsp;&#8220;Play it by ear,&#8221; an expression I taught the kids recently and we use often.<\/p>\n<p>Two more days until vacation! Just keep swimming. &nbsp;(Right, Joyce?!) &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a pinch in my neck that has been there for two days now and a pain in my foot that started yesterday, I don&#8217;t know why, but I can&#8217;t put full weight on it and I&#8217;m limping slightly. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=15738\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15738"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15739,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15738\/revisions\/15739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}