{"id":1502,"date":"2005-04-20T20:59:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-21T00:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=1502"},"modified":"2005-04-20T20:59:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-21T00:59:00","slug":"big-belly-gettin-in-the-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=1502","title":{"rendered":"Big belly gettin&#8217; in the way"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My belly is getting more and more sore these days and I think it&#8217;s because I keep bonking it into things (or things into it!)  It&#8217;s hard to remember that it sticks out so far these days.  I keep hitting it with doors and things (like the fridge door).  I just tried to slide between a door and wall (sounds weird, I know, but we all do it) and poor belly didn&#8217;t fit :)  Poor brain keeps forgetting that belly is much bigger than normal these days.  And on that note&#8230; time for a snack! :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My belly is getting more and more sore these days and I think it&#8217;s because I keep bonking it into things (or things into it!) It&#8217;s hard to remember that it sticks out so far these days. I keep hitting &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=1502\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1502"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1502\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}