{"id":13569,"date":"2015-07-04T16:14:40","date_gmt":"2015-07-04T21:14:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=13569"},"modified":"2015-07-04T16:18:29","modified_gmt":"2015-07-04T21:18:29","slug":"kid-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=13569","title":{"rendered":"Kid quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The funny kid quotes are fewer and farther between as the kids get older, but I still find myself writing them down sometimes. \u00a0Here are a few I&#8217;ve collected over the past few months.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Eve, I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;d do without you. \u00a0You&#8217;re not only a great sister, you&#8217;re a great person to have around.&#8221;<em> said Lex to Eve. 11\/9\/14<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think I just invented a gravity controlled water bomb!&#8221; <em>said Lex. 5\/19\/15<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;At the moment I&#8217;m narrating a conversation in my head between Google map software and a Google satellite,&#8221; <em>Lex told me at bedtime one night. \u00a06\/30\/15<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Eve, why are you holding the bowl in your arms?&#8221;<br \/>\nEve: &#8220;I&#8217;m doing it the old fashioned way, like before they had counters.&#8221; <em>&#8211; 7\/3\/15<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The funny kid quotes are fewer and farther between as the kids get older, but I still find myself writing them down sometimes. \u00a0Here are a few I&#8217;ve collected over the past few months. &#8220;Eve, I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;d &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=13569\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13569"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13572,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13569\/revisions\/13572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}