{"id":133,"date":"2009-05-03T20:22:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-03T20:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tessa.datdec.com\/wordpress\/?p=133"},"modified":"2009-05-03T20:22:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-03T20:22:00","slug":"wheres-my-diaper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=133","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;s my diaper?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The kids are in bed. I was on the phone<br \/>\n    and heard a big thump. Figuring Eve was out of bed, I hurried<br \/>\n    up there as soon as I got off the phone. To my surprise she was<br \/>\n    still in the pack-n-play. As soon as I opened the door she<br \/>\n    popped her head up and said, &#8220;I need to pee!&#8221; I laughed and<br \/>\n    went over to get her. As I leaned over to pick her up she said,<br \/>\n    &#8220;Where&#8217;s my diaper?&#8221; I patted her butt and discovered she had<br \/>\n    taken off her pants and her diaper! I laughed and sent her into<br \/>\n    the bathroom while I found her a new diaper. In the bathroom I<br \/>\n    found that she did indeed have to pee, and she even got some of<br \/>\n    it in the potty (the rest on the floor!) I gave her a piece of<br \/>\n    toilet paper, she likes to wipe, and got one for myself. She<br \/>\n    stood up, bent over and we both wiped. To which she said,<br \/>\n    &#8220;We&#8217;re wiping together! It&#8217;s teamwork!!&#8221; She cracks me up! I<br \/>\n    love that my kids get excited about teamwork, even when it&#8217;s a<br \/>\n    very silly situation. She&#8217;s back in the PNP and sleeping<br \/>\n    happily. Crazy kid!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The kids are in bed. I was on the phone and heard a big thump. Figuring Eve was out of bed, I hurried up there as soon as I got off the phone. To my surprise she was still in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=133\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}