{"id":108,"date":"2009-05-24T21:29:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-24T21:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tessa.datdec.com\/wordpress\/?p=108"},"modified":"2009-05-24T21:29:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-24T21:29:00","slug":"the-birthday-party-that-wasnt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/?p=108","title":{"rendered":"The birthday party that wasn&#8217;t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was the day of Lex&#8217;s big birthday<br \/>\n    party. He helped me with the invites and guest list and we were<br \/>\n    expecting 20+ grownups and 15ish kids. Sounds like fun, right?<br \/>\n    Or not!<\/p>\n<p>After a fairly uneventful<br \/>\n    morning we had a royal rumble at nap time! Possibly our worst<br \/>\n    yet. My lucky family got to listen to the whole thing. After<br \/>\n    some extreme frustration I said to him, &#8220;Do you know what I<br \/>\n    feel like doing right now, Lex? I feel like canceling your<br \/>\n    party! Calling your friends and telling them not to come. No<br \/>\n    cake. No ice cream. No party!&#8221; Good threat, right? Lex says,<br \/>\n    &#8220;yes mommy, please cancel my party.&#8221; What!?! I came down and<br \/>\n    talked with Alan and it turns out Alan had made a similar<br \/>\n    threat during one of his turns in the ring and Lex said the<br \/>\n    same thing. Sooo&#8230; we canceled the party. I still have no<br \/>\n    voice so poor Alan got to call all the guests. Lex continued to<br \/>\n    have a rough time, but eventually fell asleep.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e)\n    {}\" href=\"http:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/uploaded_images\/IMG_5175-787343.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align:\n    center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 225px;\" src=\"http:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/uploaded_images\/IMG_5175-786982.JPG\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-style:\n    italic;\">Balloons. This is all he wanted for his birthday.<br \/>\n    He&#8217;s been asking for weeks if he can have balloons for his<br \/>\n    birthday. We went to the party store yesterday and he picked<br \/>\n    out six balloons and my parents picked them up today. When they<br \/>\n    brought them in, he was thrilled. We should have stopped there<br \/>\n    and called it a party.<br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<p>We all crashed onto<br \/>\n    the couch for some TV downtime and hoped that no un-RSVPed<br \/>\n    guests arrived. We also wondered if Lex would still be in favor<br \/>\n    of the canceled party when he woke up.<\/p>\n<p>After a good nap he woke up and I went to get him. Not<br \/>\n    only was he still in favor of the canceled party, but he also<br \/>\n    asked me to send everyone else home too :) He said &#8220;Mommy, I<br \/>\n    just want to watch TV on the couch with you. I don&#8217;t want<br \/>\n    anyone else to be here.&#8221; That didn&#8217;t happen, but he eventually<br \/>\n    warmed up and we had a nice, relaxing afternoon. Some playing<br \/>\n    outside, some swinging, pizza for dinner, bike riding, and off<br \/>\n    to bed.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:\n    center;\"><a onblur=\"try\n    {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/uploaded_images\/IMG_5191-798660.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align:\n    center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 225px;\" src=\"http:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/uploaded_images\/IMG_5191-798279.JPG\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-style:\n    italic;\">This is awesome!<\/span><\/div>\n<p>There is a lesson here that I<br \/>\n    should have learned last year and hopefully learned this year.<br \/>\n    Lex does not like birthday parties. He does not want 35+ people<br \/>\n    celebrating his big milestones. So next year when I start<br \/>\n    planning his party, somebody, EVERYBODY remind me of this day.<br \/>\n    Please! :)<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:\n    center;\"><a onblur=\"try\n    {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/uploaded_images\/IMG_5220-799178.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align:\n    center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 225px;\" src=\"http:\/\/familyblog.datdec.com\/uploaded_images\/IMG_5220-798776.JPG\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-style:\n    italic;\">Sadly we didn&#8217;t get to show off the crazy purchase<br \/>\n    I made for his party. Personalized M&#038;Ms.; We will have<br \/>\n    fancy potty treats for many months to come! <\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was the day of Lex&#8217;s big birthday party. He helped me with the invites and guest list and we were expecting 20+ grownups and 15ish kids. Sounds like fun, right? Or not! 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