As a parent you find yourself saying some pretty strange things. Things that, pre-kids, you would never have imagined yourself saying. Here are just a few memorable ones from our trip down parenting lane.<\/p>\n
“Don’t put your toe in my ear!”<\/em><\/p>\n “Part of being a person, and having hair, is that you have to wash it sometimes.”<\/em><\/p>\n “We’re not going to pay for something on the Internet with your big bucket of money!”<\/em><\/p>\n “Don’t punch your pizza!”<\/em><\/p>\n “We don’t eat on the potty.”<\/em> and later that same day, “We don’t eat and exercise at the same time.”<\/em><\/p>\n “Maybe there’s a reason dump trucks don’t fly.”<\/em><\/p>\n “Don’t put cheese between your toes!”<\/em><\/p>\n “No! Yuck! Stop, stop, stop!”<\/em> (as he starts licking his very dirty big toe with a very cream cheesy tongue)<\/p>\n “Do you want to get out of the tub or do you want to keep your head out of the drain?”<\/em><\/p>\n “Please stop licking the windows.”<\/em><\/p>\n “Ok, time to stop hugging your friend.”<\/em><\/p>\n “Please stop rubbing the pickle all over your face.”<\/em><\/p>\n “Biscuits don’t go in your ears.”<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" As a parent you find yourself saying some pretty strange things. Things that, pre-kids, you would never have imagined yourself saying. Here are just a few memorable ones from our trip down parenting lane. “Don’t put your toe in my … Continue reading